Warlock Wedlock

We're not saying that Luv Club are prophets, but the description of Christmas day they gave in their last song "Christmas (Angelstyle)" was pretty spot on. Outside there really is a mountain of snow. If this trend of "if you write it, they will come" continues, we could all be in big trouble. Especially since this week's song is about a studly warlock who is having two sexy witches duel it out for the chance to be his bride. If at this time next week you find yourself in a fourth dimension love triangle, you'll only have Luv Club to blame.



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Rita

A week before x-mas and the hits just keep coming! We are going to have to try and get ahead of the game in the next few weeks if we don't want to spend x-mas day and new year's day slaving to get the songs done prior to our deadline. Wish us luck! Seriously, say something, ANYthing. We need some feedback.

This week's hit is titled "Rita", make of that what you will. It's a Neil Diamond-esque song. Neil Diamond is cool, and you know it. Plus, songs with ladies names in the title are always a good thing.




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Christmas (Angelstyle)

This week's hit is a Luv Club song. We know that when you hear the name Luv Club you think ELECTRICITY! DANCE! SEX! But for this, our x-mas song, we've taken out the first two. It's our first ever acoustic number. And really, without the electricity or the dancing to keep us warm the sex becomes so much more important.



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The Bad New Days

Have you ever listened to the radio? Pretty awful, right? Here we are longing for the good old days. Maybe, just maybe, the 2010's will be the new 80's! And to think, this whole song stemmed from a happenstance listening to a Loverboy song on the way home from x-mas shopping.



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Art's Free

Clearly we believe that art should be free. Just look at all this free music we're giving you. If blogger wasn't so weird we'd post pictures of all the works of art described in the song. We tried, it was too headache inducing.




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Cock Tease

This week's hit is a Luv Club song about sexual frustration. Have you ever been a straight dude trying to bang some chick? Alright, so we don't actually have any firsthand experience with this, but we like to push ourselves as songwriters. We relied heavily on a game of virtual dating to help guide us through the confusing world of hetero dating. We invite you all to take a chance dating Ariane, go ahead, see if you can make her happy! We did all this research for you, our fans, because we're trying to bang you.






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She Who Shall Not Be Named

So, you know that Carly Simon song "You're So Vain" and that Alanis Morissette song "You Oughta Know"? People are always trying to figure out just who the "you" in those songs could possibly be. It gives an otherwise mediocre (at best) song a kind of mystique. And it gives the songwriter license to say all kinds of unflattering things about someone they don't really like without having to come out and openly bash that person. Well, this song is about Carly and Alanis. No, just kidding. We actually can't tell you who this raging piece of metal is about. Feel free to speculate.

Oh yeah, and I hope no one took our promise of a Luv Club song this week too seriously. Mink was being a diva and couldn't be coaxed into singing. Perhaps next week.




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