If you ever get a sex change, let me know

No, this is not a Luv Club song. The inspiration for the lyrics came to me while I was eavesdropping at work. What I actually heard and what the song turned into are two completely different things, but wouldn't it be awesome if two dudes were friends and decided they wanted to be a couple but didn't want to be a gay couple? Obviously the solution to their dilemma would be for one of them to get a sex change. I'm sure Tyra has covered this topic, but it was a new idea to me. And how great was it that I made my boyfriend play the role of sex change coercer in this gender dysmorphic couple? I'm convinced. Also, anytime you can work the word "penis" into a chorus, you know you've got a hit on your hands.



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The Ballad of Randy LeBybee

We're cutting it pretty close this week. We don't usually fancy ourselves to be balladeers, but thought we'd try our hand anyway. Even threw in some harmonica. This here ballad is about a love crazed boy named Randy. Randy just loves his gal Candy and is proof that, in the wrong hands, love can be a weapon of mass destruction. Randy is that special brand of stupid, the kind whose stupidity somehow exonerates him. Don't go feeling too sorry for Randy though, he went shopping for women's underwear and somehow got himself immortalized in a song.



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Dark Is The Fright

Happy New Year to all our readers, listeners and downloaders! While we didn't get as ahead on the hits as we would have liked to over the holidays, we're quite pleased with how the first hit of the new year has turned out. It's a song befitting the usual fresh start outlook that most people seem to take this time of year. We wish you mobility in the new year and thereby invite you to join us in trying some new things in an effort to overcome those fears that keep you locked in place. This year Ann will be attempting to overcome her fear of microphones by singing more. And Scot, well, he's going to try eating a vegetable. And if that doesn't kill him, he'll eat some more.



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Warlock Wedlock

We're not saying that Luv Club are prophets, but the description of Christmas day they gave in their last song "Christmas (Angelstyle)" was pretty spot on. Outside there really is a mountain of snow. If this trend of "if you write it, they will come" continues, we could all be in big trouble. Especially since this week's song is about a studly warlock who is having two sexy witches duel it out for the chance to be his bride. If at this time next week you find yourself in a fourth dimension love triangle, you'll only have Luv Club to blame.



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Rita

A week before x-mas and the hits just keep coming! We are going to have to try and get ahead of the game in the next few weeks if we don't want to spend x-mas day and new year's day slaving to get the songs done prior to our deadline. Wish us luck! Seriously, say something, ANYthing. We need some feedback.

This week's hit is titled "Rita", make of that what you will. It's a Neil Diamond-esque song. Neil Diamond is cool, and you know it. Plus, songs with ladies names in the title are always a good thing.




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Christmas (Angelstyle)

This week's hit is a Luv Club song. We know that when you hear the name Luv Club you think ELECTRICITY! DANCE! SEX! But for this, our x-mas song, we've taken out the first two. It's our first ever acoustic number. And really, without the electricity or the dancing to keep us warm the sex becomes so much more important.



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The Bad New Days

Have you ever listened to the radio? Pretty awful, right? Here we are longing for the good old days. Maybe, just maybe, the 2010's will be the new 80's! And to think, this whole song stemmed from a happenstance listening to a Loverboy song on the way home from x-mas shopping.



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