Heartland

This song is my understanding of how a man feels when he really loves his woman. It's also a lot like that Arby's commercial from the 90's where Ray Charles keeps blathering about "horsey sauce", only his pronouncement is something more like "hawsey sauuuwce". Too bad this commercial predates youtube. ANYway, this song's like jazzed up roast beef.



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Rain In

We had a roof leak this week and the water made it's way into the song. Something like water damage can make you feel terribly helpless, all you can do is put down buckets to catch the water (and make dozens of phone calls to your landlord). At some point you just have to move all your valuables to higher ground and give up. The water made a mess, disrupted our week, but also inspired the lyrical content of this week's song. Songs are the perfect refuge from high waters, granted they have a sturdy bridge. Hope this week's hit floats your boat.



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If you ever get a sex change, let me know

No, this is not a Luv Club song. The inspiration for the lyrics came to me while I was eavesdropping at work. What I actually heard and what the song turned into are two completely different things, but wouldn't it be awesome if two dudes were friends and decided they wanted to be a couple but didn't want to be a gay couple? Obviously the solution to their dilemma would be for one of them to get a sex change. I'm sure Tyra has covered this topic, but it was a new idea to me. And how great was it that I made my boyfriend play the role of sex change coercer in this gender dysmorphic couple? I'm convinced. Also, anytime you can work the word "penis" into a chorus, you know you've got a hit on your hands.



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The Ballad of Randy LeBybee

We're cutting it pretty close this week. We don't usually fancy ourselves to be balladeers, but thought we'd try our hand anyway. Even threw in some harmonica. This here ballad is about a love crazed boy named Randy. Randy just loves his gal Candy and is proof that, in the wrong hands, love can be a weapon of mass destruction. Randy is that special brand of stupid, the kind whose stupidity somehow exonerates him. Don't go feeling too sorry for Randy though, he went shopping for women's underwear and somehow got himself immortalized in a song.



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Dark Is The Fright

Happy New Year to all our readers, listeners and downloaders! While we didn't get as ahead on the hits as we would have liked to over the holidays, we're quite pleased with how the first hit of the new year has turned out. It's a song befitting the usual fresh start outlook that most people seem to take this time of year. We wish you mobility in the new year and thereby invite you to join us in trying some new things in an effort to overcome those fears that keep you locked in place. This year Ann will be attempting to overcome her fear of microphones by singing more. And Scot, well, he's going to try eating a vegetable. And if that doesn't kill him, he'll eat some more.



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